The Pecentages

It seems to me
that a normal person
has five percent Buddha nature,
five percent Mara nature,
forty five percent nice guy and gal
nature,
and forty five percent
asshole nature,
so the trick of Buddhism
and spirituality in general,
is to increase the Buddha nature
and the nice guy and gal nature
through spiritual practice,
but it seems to me
that we all fail
to some degree,
since I have noticed
that even the priest and the master
can sometimes be assholes
and through my study
of the Buddhist scriptures
even the Buddha himself,
who is One Hundred Percent Buddha
can sometimes seem
like an butthead.