I'm Doing It My Way

I never liked that song,
"My Way",
because I thought
the singer thought
that he was such
a big deal
for doing it
his way,
and I think
that it is obvious
that we all have
to do it our way,
because there isn't
anybody else
doing it,
and I got so wrecked up
that I turned to religion
where they say
that you have to do it
their way,
and that wrecked me up worse,
and I even wanted
somebody else
to control me
so that I would do it right
but that's not possible,
so I'm doing it my way
because there isn't
any other way.