There's a voice
in my head
who the Zen master
calls "the dragon king"
and he says
a loud "No!"
to almost everything
that I want to do
and he gets really pissed off
sometimes
so I have decided
that actually
he is some sort
of Buddha
in some sort
of disguise
so I follow his advice
some of the time
but a bunch of times
I just ignore him.
